JimmysStory

(Jimmy sits by the TV deep in thought about the guys most recent adventure and how, according to Frohike and Langly despite Byers attempts to console him and convince Frohike and Langly otherwise (even though he agreed with them), it was his (jimmys) fault that everything was screwed up...again. Jimmy, glancing over his shoulder to make sure no one is watching, pulls out a tape recorder he snagged off Frohikes desk. Pressing a button he begins to speak...)
	

There I was...in trouble again. Of course it was my fault. As Langly would say "just great!" Why was I in trouble? Well the guys could give you a million reasons but I think its time someone heard my side of the story. I mean it is my story isn't it? 
(Langly sticks his head around the corner "Jimmy what are you doing?" Jimmy turns off the tape "Nothing! Can't a guy have some time alone!" Langly shrugs and leaves. Jimmy starts the tape again...)

Like I was saying...its my story right? Well ok then. Lets get on with it. Well it all started when Frohike and Byers wanted to investigate (yeah I said a "big" word there) some big time government guy because they thought he was...what are the words they used..."Somehow connected to the key piece of evidence in a most important crime." What the "evidence" was I'm not really sure...I don't know much about that. What I do know is that was supposed to act like an important government guy too. So Byers and me went to this guy's big mansion on Pennsylvania Ave. in D.C. Byers told me "your supposed to be a governor...just act like you own a country and you'll be fine." Well I was fine until I saw that we were going to the White House! I always wanted to go to the White House! It was so awesome!

Well after he told me to stop teasing the secret service dudes Byers took me to the Oval Office! Yeah, he pretended to be my governor partner guy and I kinda just sat and listened. Afterwards we left and went back to the warehouse...little did I know that at that same moment while Byers was siphoning gas...once again...and Langly and Frohike were arguing about why the let Byers do it...the Secret Service dudes I teased were picking my drivers license up off the sidewalk...yup that's right we were caught...well a couple of hours later we had to run from the Secret Service dudes that came to the warehouse to find us.
Lets just say that the guys lost a lot of stuff and that's why they are mad at me. I apologized but they wont listen...I think that license was planted! Yeah that's right...

(Frohike comes around the corner "Jimmy that's my tape recorder isn't it? Give it back." A struggle ensues...Langly and Byers enter just in time to see Frohike pinned to the floor and Jimmy practicing new wrestling moves in an attempt to get the tape recorder back...